ASlipperyChicken

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Job: unemployed

I play the cello, music is my life. Im thinking of uploading a performance or two.

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Score: 10
With Gun & Crucifix

"Most Epic"

date: February 22, 2009

Well done, sir

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Score: 8
Ode to Ode to Joy

"Nom nom"

submission: Ode to Ode to Joy
date: January 11, 2009

Tasteful remix/tribute.

January 25, 2009

Author's Response:

lol thanks for a good review, why the nom nom? although i respect the nom nom

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Score: 10
ff7 boss redone

"R-O-C-K"

submission: ff7 boss redone
date: January 11, 2009

The slight nonclarity provides a sweet brutality, and the feeling that this was performed by a person, rather than a machine.

January 23, 2009

Author's Response:

yes I like the rawness of it :P

thanks for the review!

-shawn-

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Score: 7
-+[Nachtmare Waltz]+-

"So..."

date: January 11, 2009

1) This is supposed to be "off the handle", what does that mean?
2) Much too much 4/4 sqareness to approach my expectations of MaestroRage
3) I can tell this is intended to be scary, but it doesnt really pull it off

I generally love your work, but this is the exception

February 3, 2009

Author's Response:

Okay, so first of all and most importantly:

I AM NOT MAESTRORAGE. When are you people EVER going to learn?! Read the signias! Read the freaking description. I AM NOT HIM! NOT...HIM. He does not have split personality disorder! I am a REAL PERSON, who writes DIFFERENT MUSIC. Get used to it already, for Christ's sake! I'm not MaestroRage, and therefore my music will not sound like his! That's the whole freaking point!
Secondly, it's not SUPPOSED to be scary! Again, read the description. If you read a little bit about the song, you would know maybe what it meant instead of blindly beating around the bush like the IDIOT that you are. So let me answer that question for you. It's for a BALLROOM. Ballroom music is not supposed to be scary! Maybe creepy, but it is not designed to scare anybody.
Thirdly, this isn't even in 4/4 time signature, so don't even pretend to know what you're talking about! It's a waltz, for god's sake, the key signature is supposed to be precise and to the point in a 3/4 or 6/8 signature. According to the rules of waltz music, I haven't done a damned thing wrong. Get it? Got it? Good.

- Mandi

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Score: 10
_-={Barley Fields}=-_

"Yummeh"

date: January 11, 2009

Putting in the cello was a good decision, it makes the song less cheesy and adds depth. I hope you never stop doing this.

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Score: 10
Pimp Of Persia

"Sweet"

submission: Pimp Of Persia
date: January 5, 2009

I have no idea why something like this only has 313 views. This is now my jam, if you dont mind.

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Score: 8
Warcraft Blues

"Nice Message"

submission: Warcraft Blues
date: December 17, 2008

only the least bit repetitive, otherwise great.

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Score: 9
LEMMINGS DIG DIG DIG!!!

"ooh, cool"

date: December 13, 2008

friendly bounce to it. Although ripped from the Can-can, the melody was discernable. making it feel less legato might be an improvement

December 16, 2008

Author's Response:

they ripped it from the can can themselves :)

thanks for the review!

-shawn-

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Score: 8
march of the glubglubs

"Nothing Marching about it."

date: December 13, 2008

Good-sounding techno, but a huge misnomer.

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Score: 10
_-={Machine of Judgement}=-_

"Me likey"

date: December 13, 2008

I love the personification of a crappy flash animation. Still dont feel very sorry for them.

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